Elliot: One mean boy, Campton, calls me stinky pants.
Me: Is this a boy at school in your class?
Elliot: Yeah.
Me: Does he call everybody that?
Elliot: Yeah. So we're going to set him on fire and eat him.
Silence.
Raucous laughter.
Michael convinced small Elliot that maybe forgiveness was a better choice.
4 comments:
LOL! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! where did he EVER get that idea???
thank you so much for the laughter.
love you; mean it.
Laughed so hard my eyes filled with tears. Ok, I'm still laughing. So fun to keep up with you through your blog. Hope that at some point, it will be in real life.
Words cannot describe how funny this sounded to me. It helps that I can imagine his serious delivery...
Previously deleted message was due to typo which is a nice change from a spelling error!
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